Actor. Comedian. International hand model. Former food/service slave. I enjoy dining out in restaurants instead of working in them. I’ve decided to chronicle my restaurant experiences, in the event that I wake up one morning like Jason Bourne and can’t remember a damn thing, I’ll at least have this on-line journal to help jog my memory. Oh, I also believe in unicorns, collecting Precious Moments Figurines and think Michelle Bachman and Gary Busey are equally fantastic kissers. Still hungry to learn more? Click here.