♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, L'IL MISS PRESIDENT ♪ (KITCHEN SINK)

Michelle Obama

There are two things they say you should never talk about in mixed company: politics and religion. Thankfully, I don’t subscribe to either of those theories. I would love nothing more than to be seated next to Pat Robertson and Barbara Bush at a dinner party and watch their heads explode with constant chatter about evolution and gay marriage. Oh, the laughs we’d have. It … ( read more )

A SLAP IN THE FACE(book) (KITCHEN SINK)

Zuckerberg dining out

Recently, word leaked out that Mark Zuckerberg, (you know the man responsible for allowing people you hated in high school to find you 20 years later and annoy you by sending you constant requests to play FarmVille) dined out at a restaurant called Nonna Betta in Rome with his new bride and didn’t leave a single euro more for service on the bill. So I … ( read more )